Saturday, May 28, 2011

DO & DON'T of the week

DO
RDGs (Really Drunk Girls) are so fun they make the night a night people refer to with a particular name forever, like, they go, “That was back in the early 2000s, around ‘Stole the Speakers’ night.”

DON'T
Wouldn’t it be easier to just jerk off onto a mirror than to spend your life making pained conversation about art with your dykey doppelgänger?

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