Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 30, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
When something happens to you in a shirt it’s important to hang on to that shirt and wear it out over another shirt from time to time so the world will never forget that one time a thing happened.
Stupid people should stay away from graphic design because cross-processed Che Guevara squiggles say a lot more about your IQ than you want people to know.
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Maybe you think mustaches are “played out” or “gay,” but some couples need them to remember which one’s got the dink.
You already know that sloppy Fall Out Boy whores reek like stale smoke and bubble gum and have more shit in their purse than you have in your house. But did you also know that they secretly use the piss of nanny goats to dye their hair? Bet you didn’t!
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Friday, May 6, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
We’re noticing a lot of girls wearing thigh high stockings this fall. We’re also noticing our palms getting so hairy it looks like we’re holding wigs.
If wealthy, cheesed-off boomers are going to host fake Boston Tea Parties over the mortgage bailouts (PS: how corny is that shit? Are they a second-grade social studies class?), we should at least be willing to reduce a couple longboards to splinters over a quarter of our paychecks going into the cargo pockets of 80-year-old Dennis the Menaces like this.