DO & DON'T of the week

DO

Maybe you think mustaches are “played out” or “gay,” but some couples need them to remember which one’s got the dink.

DON'T

 

You already know that sloppy Fall Out Boy whores reek like stale smoke and bubble gum and have more shit in their purse than you have in your house. But did you also know that they secretly use the piss of nanny goats to dye their hair? Bet you didn’t!